Blog of a tired developer capybara

Is this text human or AI?

I wonder

Whether we've crossed the Rubicon.

If the lives of the Romans have flourished.

Was it yesterday that the river was so wide, so impossible? I looked at it and it seemed as if we could never do it.

It's 1954. Three scientists discover that the nature of the Rubicon is, indeed, unknown. Created a principle for it. For the longest time, people thought it had gold in it. What is the reaction?

But it turns out the river is empty. Ah, you're saying no. I see you, negating with your head. You're so sure of it. Have you seen it before? So how can you tell?

I crossed it, yesterday. Yes, I did.

Maybe I crossed it today. We're constantly crossing Rubicons, finding gold. We surprise ourselves because the river was empty. Is. Empty. Filled with empty gold. So powerful yesterday. So small and empty today. So, so, so. So what? I crossed it, what do you have to say about that? Nothing! Stop looking! Cross it! Dare. I dare you, I double dare you! Rubicons across the river, the river's principle. The river is surrounded, can't you tell? River, river, rubicon. Rubicon, River, River. I don't see it anymore! That must mean I crossed it, right?

Or it could be. That it wasn't the Rubicon after all. Is it still in front of you?

Where is it? ...

Scribbled notes like this one were the product of a strange social phenomenon observed in northern India, in the 1920s. Social theories vary, according to the author. The most striking aspect, though, is the absolutely impolute calligraphy of the notes. Mass hysteria was the main suspect for most of the decades. To us, it is a very good test. Our latest model, IPSUM2000, failed it. We have been trying to correct it and we're having excellent results in the preview version. It now correctly diagnoses the mass hysteria theory, unlike the previous versions, which naively claimed it was the product of an intellectually superior tribe, wiped out of existence due to smallpox.